River Cottage

Man walks into a bar....he says ouch!... it was a steel bar...

ROFLOL - thanks!

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they edited this post but thats fine it wasn't everybodys cup of tea anyway

My wifes been missing for 3 weeks !! The police have told me to expect the worst

Had to go to the charity shop and get her clothes back

A Scttish farmer was walking through his fields,and see`s a man drinking from a pool with his hand,

The Scotsman shouts,Awa ye fool hoar tha`s full o`a coos sharn,,

The man shouts back,I`m English,Speak English,i don`t understand you,

The Scotsman shouts back,Use both hands,you`ll get more in.

Seen him on tv only 2x's and he made me laugh so much. Tommy Teirnan Irish fella  think the surname is right soooooo funny..

Tommy has a radio show with Hector, the two of them are priceless. Who mentioned Black Books? Great show, had forgotten about it...

Just remembered another favorite, Red Dwarf, smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast! 

That reminds me - the common swear word in Red Dwarf (S**g) and my children asking what it meant. In a panic moment, I told them it was the little coloured section bits from Trivial Persuit. They are still called that in this family....!!!